34 Strange, Inedible Objects The Internet Wishes They Could Eat

It’s pretty annoying to see objects that look like food. You go to grab an apple off your Aunt Betty’s kitchen table, take a big bite, and chomp into…Styrofoam? We’re pretty sure that most of you have experienced something like this in your lifetime. Everyday objects look like food all of the time. So we put together these pictures, for not only your entertainment but as a warning: Make sure the things you try to eat are edible BEFORE biting into them.

#1. Just look at this forbidden rock candy. You know you want a piece.

They may look like a delicious colorful treat, but try biting down on one of these and you’ll have to make an appointment with the dentist.

#2. The longest forbidden banana you’ll ever see.

They grow together and begin to rot at a rapid rate. They also turn rubbery. Don’t believe us? Your neighbor probably has one you could try out.

The longest forbidden banana you'll ever see.

#3. Willy Wonka’s forbidden chocolate is tempting you with that rich, yummy goodness.

Unfortunately, this is just a pan of paint, so don’t go dipping your finger in it for a sneaky taste.

#4. These hot delicious cinnamon rolls are forbidden from everyone but Australians.

The icing on these cinnamon rolls looks absolutely divine. Head to Bouddi National Park, Australia, and take a lick. You might get a few pebbles in your mouth, but a little dirt won’t hurt you.

#5. Delicious strawberry flavored forbidden Jell-O.

Actually, not even Bill Cosby would want to take part in this Jell-O. If you’re feeling daring, though, go ahead and munch out. Just be careful, you might contract something.

Delicious strawberry flavored forbidden Jell-O.

#6. Check out this brand new forbidden soda of the future.

They changed the old bottle design and even added fruit! It would actually be a really cool idea, but this is the vase from a lava lamp, so don’t be too quick to try it.

#7. These forbidden brownies just waiting to satisfy your craving for dessert.

Too bad they are made out of 100% used coffee grinds.

#8. Pepsi that should be forbidden from all.

Yeah, go ahead and fill your cup right up. Take a nice, long drink and enjoy the refreshing taste of….sewage.

#9. Look at these forbidden Easter marshmallows!

Sure, they do look like little pillows of sugary goodness, but don’t bother trying them. You’ll get a mouthful of keyboard.

#10. Forbidden gummies are the best gummies.

We understand that it’s really tempting to grab that gummy and run, but you’d burn yourself.

Forbidden gummies are the best gummies.

#11. This forbidden spicy taffy is so tempting.

If you like hot stuff, then this is for you! One lick and your mouth will be on fire.

#12. This cotton candy is actually forbidden from the fair!

This carnival favorite is actually dryer lint. Too bad!

#13. The forbidden cave burrito of our ancestors.

This burrito is thousands of years old. Beans frozen in time forever, what a glorious thing.

#14. Forbidden caramel for your apples.

Just dip your apple slice right in there and take a big bite. It might taste a bit greasy though.

#15. A forbidden cherry jaw breaker.

Jaw breakers are a delicious staple of the ’90s. Too bad this doesn’t taste like cherry, at all. And it will most likely actually break your jaw.

A forbidden cherry jaw breaker.

#16. Forbidden fruit on display just waiting to be picked.

Just kidding! This looks like a light bulb.

#17. Try some delectable white chocolate fudge that’s absolutely forbidden.

No one wants to take a bite of a candle, but it probably smells good.

#18. What a beautiful forbidden candy necklace!

We’re wondering if it makes any noise.

#19. Forbidden chips for your dip.

The invitation said there would be chips and dip. This isn’t exactly what we were expecting.

#20. Forbidden filling for the greasiest of donuts.

Is that strawberry or cherry?

Forbidden filling for the greasiest of donuts.

#21. Forbidden pocky straight from Japan.

If you’ve ever been to Japan, you’ve probably munched on some pocky.

#22. Have you ever found the forbidden forest pretzel?

They’re extremely rare and can only be found in remote parts of the world.

#23. Try some forbidden cheese spread.

We’ve heard that it’s great on crackers, bread, and skin.

#24. The forbidden beer of the gods.

What looks like a great IPA is actually just some shampoo and conditioner.

#25. How about trying some forbidden rhubarb and custard chews for your movie snack?

Not only are they light and airy to eat, they also make pretty good earplugs.

#26. Don’t give these forbidden fruit snacks to your kids.

They’ll end up just breaking your kid’s teeth. They shouldn’t be eating sugar anyways.

#27. The forbidden Twizzler of everyone’s dreams.

They sure do look a lot alike, but you better taste test before you go biting into this one. It could be a shocking lesson to learn.

#28. Milkshakes should never be forbidden.

What is with all of these companies making bath products that look like food?

#29. A forbidden push-up pop.

The fact that it’s not cold should give it away.

#30. Oh, not everyone has forbidden ceiling cheese?

We thought everyone has tried this delicacy before.

Oh, not everyone has forbidden ceiling cheese?

#31. More forbidden gummy bears?

All of the best foods are forbidden. This is some pretty old stuff, so you might not want to try eating this one. But if you do, get some dental insurance first.

#32. Forbidden onions that are perfect for fajitas.

Throw them in some oil and fry these babies right up. They’re not done until they turn a nice shade of black.

#33. Forbidden corndogs for all!

If you find yourself walking past a group of these, make sure you grab one, or two. They don’t taste so bad with some ketchup and mustard.

#34. Don’t try eating these forbidden chips.

They’re only used for packing and they honestly don’t taste very good. Almost like Styrofoam, actually.

Don't try eating these forbidden chips.
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