19 Funny Dad Sayings That Are Basically The Meaning Of Life With a Lot Of Curse Words


1. A man’s gotta’ do what a man’s gotta’ do

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2. Exercise is the mother of all – Dad sayings at its best

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3. Right! Say it, dad! Say it!

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4. Like two horses humping…hmm…what kind of iPhone is that?

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5. Dad’s on point all the time

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6. Yeah! The best motivation I’ve heard in a while

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7. Give me a bourbon and a t-shirt and it’s a happy new year

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8. Thinking how to give less of shit is a quite difficult operation

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9. This is a good one to tell your kid when he turns 18. You can also add a little extra “but you turned out to look decent in the end”

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10. Dad knows what being the best means

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11. Right! I can live a little with salad. Who needs bacon and other silly things like that?

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12. He’s right or not? We think he’s right

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13. Yeah, say it, dad! Say it!

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14. So, I need a vacation. You go wherever you want. I will stay here and enjoy my vacation

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15. Dad has some pretty sick comparisons

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16. Dad says it all

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17. This one I didn’t quite get it… What?!

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18. Listen to your elders, they say

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19. So, Aliens do exist. If dad says so…

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20. A cell phone is just a fancy metal box to make phone calls.

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21. Life just screwed you over

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22. Never lie again about taking a dump

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23. Let women decide if they’re out of your league, don’t decide for them.

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24. He’s a god damned dog!

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25. I don’t want to eat Kale anymore

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